{"id":247,"date":"2009-12-14T08:04:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T15:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/?p=247"},"modified":"2009-12-14T08:04:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T15:04:00","slug":"suck-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Suck it Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Readers,<\/p>\n<p>I vacuumed the apartment yesterday. I could write this as the Inspiring Message of the Day and leave it at that. No kidding. When I vacuum it&#8217;s a miracle.<\/p>\n<p>Organization and neatness are important to me. I like order. The apartment in which I live is fairly spare and everything has its place. My work desk can often be a mess but it doesn&#8217;t last. After a couple of days I&#8217;ll stack papers and clear off unwanted business.<\/p>\n<p>But vacuuming? I&#8217;ll put it off forever. For some reason cleanliness is less important to me than tidiness. The place will <i>look<\/i> immaculate because of its orderliness but upon closer inspection you&#8217;ll often see that the dust bunnies have turned into full-grown rabbits.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a blessing that I have to travel a lot for work not because I get to see the world but because I&#8217;m forced to vacuum for the housesitter. This excuse brings great relief. &#8220;I have to vacuum! Thank GOD.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Too bad I&#8217;m not going to be around to enjoy it. By the time I get back the place is ready for another pass with the hoover and I&#8217;m counting the days until my next trip.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that all about? How can I love a tidy house but not care about a clean one?<\/p>\n<p>Lazy. There aren&#8217;t too many areas in my life where laziness still reigns but this is definitely one of them. But I&#8217;m hopeful. Change is possible. I have often visioned myself vacuuming the place once a week. Hmmm&#8230;. maybe I&#8217;ll start saving up for a cleaning lady.  <\/p>\n<p>For now, the dust rabbits are gone and the cat no longer has to cautiously round corners fearing an attack by one of them.  I&#8217;ve got two months before I leave town again. That&#8217;s about the time it takes for them to become full-grown.<\/p>\n<p>Inspiring Message of the Day: If you leave the vacuuming of the house long enough it will actually feel like a victory when you do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dearest Readers, I vacuumed the apartment yesterday. I could write this as the Inspiring Message of the Day and leave it at that. No kidding. When I vacuum it&#8217;s a miracle. Organization and neatness are important to me. I like order. The apartment in which I live is fairly spare and everything has its place.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,79,4,5,80],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cultivate-your-courage","category-dust-bunnies","category-inspiration","category-motivation","category-vacuuming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.celiamcbride.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}